A sketch which I wrote a few days ago but performed last night with my brother for a camping ‘talent show’. The sketch went very well in real life. I have uploaded it for you all after a couple of requests. Hope you enjoy it.
Person 1: To my left stands Robert
Person 2: To my right stands me
Person 1: Well, I hope you are all feeling good
Person 2: I hope you are all feeling well good
Person 1: But let’s arrive the peasant talk
Person 2: But let’s depart from the pleasant talk
Person 1: Its a pleasure to be here
Person 2: Its has an apostrophe
Person 1: I can’t say Daily Sex has ruined my life
Person 2: I can’t say that Dyslexia has ruined my life
Person 1: Occasionally I will wrong an essay only to get it right
Person 2: Occasionally I will write an essay only to get it wrong
Person 1: Grammer has to be one of my strong points
Person 2: Grammar has an ‘a’ in it
Person 1: Although spelling is a weakness
Person 2: Nope, nothing wrong with that
Person 1: Which had brought you to me this evening
Person 2: Which has brought me to you this evening
Person 1: Although dyslexia has been beaten in my case
Person 2: Although dyslexia has not been beaten in my case
Person 1: I would love to offer my help to ‘not so familiar’ fellow Dyslexics
Person 2: I would love to offer my help to ‘oh so familiar’ fellow Dyslexics
Person 1: Eh ah kalomeya geckayo dislap bumflap
Person 2: I suggest that Dyslexics carry around a fellow translator
Person 1: Having a personal translator avoids you to make any lingustically slipdowns
Person 2: Having a personal translator helps you to avoid making any linguistical slip ups
Person 1: To purchase your own translator I suggest you Goggle ‘I need help translooting’
Person 2: To purchase your own translator I suggest you Google ‘I need help translating’
Person 1: Lets untie in making this world a better place
Person 2: Lets unite in making this world a better place
Person 1: Although sometimes a personal translator may break
Person 2: Although most the time it will work just fine
Person 1: Don’t you understand a word I say?!
Person 2: …
Person 1: The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Person 2: The quick brown broom jumped over the quick badger
Person 1: On second thoughts ladies and gentlemen I recommend you don’t use a translator
Person 1: On first thoughts ladymen and gents do use a translator
Person 2: Personal translators are rubbish
Person 1: Personal translators are good
Person 1: Hmm
Person 2: mmH
Both actors sit down
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